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So I have to hold my hand up and say sorry. A few of you have had some issues when you try to purchase, the site said we don’t ship to where you are. Iɴ 99% ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀsᴇs ᴛʜᴀᴛ’s ɴᴏᴛ ᴀᴄᴄᴜʀᴀᴛᴇ. Wᴇ ᴅᴏ. 


Tʜᴀᴛ’s ᴀ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴛᴇᴄʜɴɪᴄᴀʟ ᴡᴀʏ ᴏғ sᴀʏɪɴɢ I sᴄʀᴇᴡᴇᴅ ᴜᴘ. Aɴᴅ I’ᴍ sᴏʀʀʏ. Nᴏ ᴇxᴄᴜsᴇs. Nᴏᴛ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛᴀʙʟᴇ. 


Now if absolutely no one wanted to buy our gear that’s not a problem. Luckily you do. But that means it became a problem quickly. That’s not a good experience for you. I feel terrible that some of you got excited to get something, only to get turned away at the door. Like Martinez’s first team at Everton with the Champions League, a winning smile wasn’t enough. Some of you did message, and we were able to get it sorted. But I’m positive a number of you just said forget it. I get that. And if you never come back, that’s on me. 


Fortunately, or unfortunately, I can’t fire myself. So through a combination of remorse, balanced with a case of mild to moderate euphoria over Everton being boss again - at least in terms of results, if not exactly champagne football that makes Pep stain his Stone Island Light Soft SHELL-R jacket with tears of jealousy and rage - I’ve turned on an automatic 20% discount through the end of March. You don’t need a discount code. You’ll just get 20% off. If you have a code, put it in your pocket, and hopefully, you’ll use it down the line. 


✨ 20% off all products

✨ Minimum purchase of $5.00

✨ Active from today until March 31

✨ Can’t combine with other discounts


Oh yeah, I've tested everything and I don’t see any issues. I pray to the Holy Trinity that Messrs Kendall, Harvey, and Ball are gracing your e-commerce experience and that it never happens again.


Mea Culpa,


John

The Toffees Shop


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